someday i’ll be a zombie.

Top of the morning to you! (I realize it’s not exactly break of dawn anymore, but I just ate breakfast, so it still counts.) Are you one of the many people who need three cups of coffee in the morning to become a remotely functioning version of yourself? Who under furrowed brows sees the world as a mere annoyance standing in the way of “just five more minutes“, until shockwaves of caffeine courses through your system, where it rightfully belongs?

If so, please stop complaining. You did that to yourself and I have no sympathy for you.

fashion bloggers are crazy.

8 reasons why Chloe Sevigny is not a style icon:

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I wish she wasn’t so cute and great on Big Love. Now I feel bad. Ok, not that bad. I think I have maybe 5 readers on a good day. Myself included. I sincerely doubt that one of the remaining 4 is Sevigny. Just to be sure though: Dear Chloe, you’re not alone, Mary-Kate Olsen and others will be joining you soon.

heroin chic, spray-paint fierce.

How to fashionably look like a drug addict:

Wrong:

Oh so very right:

(All pictures not taken by me, unless explicitly stated otherwise.)

sub-zero temperature.